Road Rage!

I'm getting better.I can tell.I drive at 60 km/h in the left lane and move aside for other drivers to cut me and very nicely stop at all red lights. So... now the road rage has pretty much come to me though not to full force.Woe befall all those who are unlucky enough to piss me off and trust me, those are not uncommon, because I shall unleash the a torrent of furious Manglish accompanied by many angry beeps of the horn generally meant to ask, "ARE YOU RETARDED?" Observe the 10 most annoying driving habits I have encountered in so far: 10. Lorries who drive like they're Kancils.

You think you very what is it?

9. Idiots who hog the middle of two lanes and won't let you overtake on either side somehow finding a miraculous way to swerve in and out and block you no matter where you go.

What's your PROBLEM? 8. Freaks who overtake you on a turn as though it were a matter of life and death only to turn off into another road all of two seconds later.

Cannot wait ar? 7. Retards who like to turn out really quick even though they see you coming on a straight road, cutting across you in the process and THEN slowing down.

You stupiak!

6. Slow drivers in the fast lane. 60 km/h is slow darling KL driver.

MOVE IDIOT!

5. Bikes with their super big engines who think they're so cool swerving in and out of traffic announcing to the whole bloody world "I'm a retard trying to compensate for my insecurities by installing a big ass noisy engine. " You know what they say about boys with big toys...

GO TO HELL!

4. Buses with exhaust fumes that could easily gas a small country.

Get off the road!! 3. Sad and cynical Malaysian drivers who have to stop and slow down to revel in other people's accidents thinking "Glad its not me." and probably taking down 4D numbers to boot. Don't you hate it when the whole road seems jammed up cause an accident is up ahead only to turn out that the road is totally clear after the accident?

Hello! What you looking at?

2. Roadworks during peak hours on busy roads to which there are no alternatives. But trust me, after an hour in which you move all of 6 inches, the choice becomes MUCH less obvious.

Wei, no brains one is it?

1. People who double park and triple park as is typical of Malaysians turning a two lane street into a one lane street all in their quest for char koay teow.

Eh! MOVE LA!

People who just immediately turn out and cut across two lanes simultaneously going across your lane and nearly causing an accident simply because they couldn't be bothered to stop at the white line. Way to multi-task!

YOU BLIND IS IT?

Ok I said 10 but there are wayyyy too many stupid annoying drivers out there so 10 doesn't really do anyone any justice. So there you go. I didn't even add the retarded human who parked the damn car right the corner of the junction so that other cars will bump into it right after they turned into the road effectively!And those uncles and aunties in Kampar who proudly ride their bicycles as if they pay road tax too!HELLO??

See what I mean? Driving just infuriates me. Its not the driving itself... It's everybody else! I have learnt that "everybody who drives slower than me is an idiot and everybody who drives faster than me is a maniac" I have also learnt that there are more idiots than maniacs in this world.Told you I have road rage issues.

Annoying diet!

so darn!!I have been feeding myself with freaking fast food for the damn whole week!!I started to feel dying seriously!Sunday-KFC,Tuesday-KFC,Thursday-Pizza Hut,Friday-McD and I don't know what I'll take next or what is going to happen next!What happened to me!!fast food!!And heck the whole Topic 1 of Bio is all about cardiovascular diseases,balanced diet,cholesterol,fats and other freaking healthy things!Wonder how's my arteries lining now!Time to watch out,feel like stuffing myself with oranges and lettuce non-stop!

That's it,American Idol

HUMANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!KRIS ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!For 2 consecutive years,''I'' win!!!WHAT THE HELL,its Kris Allen!!!Last year I supported Cook and this year Kris!Wow,see that,I'm not bad!So,this is the story today.There's so much of drama in class today!As told,I was so pissed off cause of the 8am class,exactly 8-10!And I got really tarak syok that I woke up this morning,forgot everything and went school as normal.But,I knew that's happening,I just ''ok larr,biarlah,nothing though.''Seriously,very fine.Then there's the 10-12 break,went makan and later to the computer lab.Nearly fainted lor,as if that's the greatest surprise in my entire decade plus life!I went for TheStarOnline for news of the day,swine flu,Perak's situation blahh.Imagine,it was 11am.Never thought it just happened like that!The moment I clicked ''go'' after typing the address of' TheStar,suddenly,that very photo appear.''NEW AMERICAN IDOL'',holy God!!!I....I screamed in the lab pointing to the monitor!Dhivya and Julian quickly covered my mouth.Wei,so doomed know!I didn't plan or think of anything.So naive and suddenly,KRIS ALLEN IS THE WINNER!!!Ok,cooled myself down,went for accounting. Again,so innocent.Sat there,chatted,Phebe came in.''Psst,psst,pheb!I know the result laa.''She amplified it and the whole class started to surround me like bullies!Gosh,Ken heard it,Meimei and Phyllis kept asking me,KarJun kept shouting shut up.And it's like a war,so chaotic!''shut up!'',''who who who,tell'',''don't!'',''Adam won?''Ok,fine!I just told Phebe that it's Kris and what happened next I don't care.You know,you know it,you don't know,you don't know it.Here's what next,Ken suddenly knelt on the floor(Adam lost?),KarJun came in(you spoiler!),Phebe(well~),MeiMei(ok~).Great,Mr.Awang finally came haha!End of story.I'll definitely head to level 1 later,but it's quite annoying actually.(2 hours and its perfomance,performance,performance)Fine!Ok,so,here's my words--I'm happy,seriously,satisfied,Kris's the Idol!I don't think he will be as successful(judging Carrie and Kelly),perhaps he'll be kind of like Cook and I seriously don't think he's the better in last night performance.Well,Adam is special.But,I'm totally Kris!That's what in my mind though.THE AMERICAN IDOL 8.My eyes are dropping,what to eat tonight,sleepy!random huh,bye!

Everything~~

Lol!everything..out of random,purposely say,everything.Cause it's so nice,playing in my laptop,NOW!For you noob haha,that's 1 of leehom's new song.And Amanda keep on listening on her mp3 and sang it out today right infront of me!haha,saw my laptop,no chance,straight away open windows media player.Missed his concert though.By the way,feel like watching Man U too in July.WOW!I went down level 1 exactly 6pm just now.So cool leh,I sat there for a while,breathed deep,then stood up,grab the remote,haha 711!!And a girl apparently so happy,kept on smiling to me.Then I sat with her,and she said good good.I was like ''what?you sat there for so long,you want to watch american idol finale and you're afraid to change the channel!''Couldn't blame though,it was ESPN and guys..yes,guys were there!Some black guys precisely.Then when it ended,I went back room.And guess what,another girl,haha,funny,thanked me for changing the channel.She said she's Kris too and the 1st girl,Adam.(see I typed too?)OK..so that's American Idol 8,hunk Kris Allen and Adam Lambart,the scream-in-ending-of-all songs guy.Both of them sing equally perfect and talented(perhaps Kris is more talented).So,I watched since audition this year,yeah,and I can't believe myself.Story cut short and now the grand finale.So damn excited,imagine,tomorrow's the result!!tomorrow's the american idol of season 8!!wei,8am bio class lar tomorrow!!Frankly,I'm not a real AI freak but I seriously get real mad bout that lor,''WHAT!I'M GOING TO MISS THE LIVE RESULT!!''definitely watching repeat though,but seriously hate it ok!This what I want to say,Adam is better tonight,cause Kris is so common,like normal and not surprising.But definitely supporting Kris,I have always love those human out there who are so humble yet so great(diam-diam ubi berisi),he's so hotttt,really,he's handsome,and I really like that he plays the piano and acoustic!see that tonight?wei,so great with the piano and so Jason Mraz with the guitar!down-to-earth,modest demeanour,clean-cut,talented,perfect voice of a man and HOT,that's mr-dark-horse,Kris Allen,people!

The smell back home

Mum bought greek chestnut honey for rm39,and it's super little!
But,I love the bag,greeeeeen!


Hey,people!so,I'm home again this weekend and once again the feeling of being home haha.But,basically,this is the best trip home I considered.2nd bro comes home for holiday!okay,so friday,mum,dad and big bro drove all the way from Kampar to KL,reached at about 10am(?),went to 5yi house,took breakfast at YutKee and later picked me up at hostel and headed all the way to KLIA.Apparently,we were late(they actually),bro told mum that it should be 12.30pm and that was the time they fetched me in Damansara,lol!Well,reached airport,straight up to level 3,the arrival hall.So..you know what next..waited,by time,it's already like 1 over much.Craps,sorry!Story cut!Later,sudden and spontaneous,went Madam Kwan's in KLCC,I ordered nasi lemak.And head home lol!I told you it's total crap in this post!haha,just to KILL the absurd boredom!I tempted mum into Harrods and resistance seemed futile in her,lol,she went in!and bought something!!some kind of honey(?)-the price darn! Home~~family reunion huh?but,it's really special lorr,seriously,imagine the 5 of us,the whole family are in the living room once again after like how many years.1st,big bro went UK,then 2nd bro went US,then big bro came back,then I went KL,then 2nd bro came back..i don't know,but the timing of combos is like..well..I enjoyed,really.We talked non-stop all the way back Kampar in the car.Ending now,forgive me lar,I'm seriously bored and I would better be updating this blog!And how to get that picture down huh??

Proteins

DNA double helix is the most striking images of science over the last 100 years!Apparently,during Mr.Ronnie Biology class today,I didn't really pay the fullest attention on what he's talking(darn sleepy) suddenly what I heard was we,humans or I presumed animals,are proteins.Fine,I was still blur then,and suddenly he continued,''look into mirror and you'll see wahh,protein larr!''and I was like fully awake staring like so dumb!and(a few milliseconds later) laugh!And then,he taught like normal and suddenly saying,''yes,fellow proteins!''and it's just like a normal teacher saying those kind of,''yes,student'' to get student's attention/ensure they understand.Cause you know,teacher,it's something like trademark.Blah,have to control my random-ness!OK,then this is the funniest part.People,DNA,RNA,what adenine all these are really hard lorr,whole class were like ..?guess what,suddenly he asked,''still alive everyone?''DAMN,I was like..''yes,sir,I'm still breathing perfectly'' or '' yes,sir,but I'm fainting'' or ''no,sir,I'm dead!''Interpreting the thing nicely,it's just like he wanted to ask whether we understand those what-is-he-talking-about kind of topics!HUMAN,it's Biology,ok!Today with those moments,added with the ''random,irrelevant story of banana in pyjamas of YiLin'',made me laugh like nuts.And it's 10.24pm now,feel like going down to buy Ramli's!!eee,burgers!well,definitely no!And yes,I'm fine!err..ok,bye!oh yaa!and you know the DNA thing,there were these 2 brainies,Stahl and ??,who discovered ?? of DNA,once again Mr.Ronnie,suddenly say,''this two BUGGER said it's this this this,so,it's this,no why!''..HAHA!

Friendly Issue

A thing about friends- they're genuine or pretentious. Even the one who aren't intimately associated to you but just merely acquainted with more depth than relative hi's and bye's, do have a standing in these segments. Yet, I wouldn't use the word 'fake'. It's misleading. How far can you judge one's facet out of the few possessed? As I believe each person has different sides and respond towards stimuli of their surroundings, they often tact along the way and which often are interpreted as being untrue to themselves: fake. Hence, it doesn't bring much just, no not at all.Along this week, I've realized I've become exposed to various situations rotating about the lines of friendship. I've been witnessing various types of fruitful friendships and vice versa. While some are on the verge of destruction, I can't help but hopelessly count the number of days for the outcome to protrude.I don't have lots sharing-life-problem kind of friends.Sad to say, they still never have my full story to it. The reason for being so are probably siblings. Having the assurance of someone to confide to indeed makes more of a difference than you think . A tendency for long lasting friendships are hoped without much effort exerted. I gave up with searching by quantity and decided to make do with blessings around me. And due to my oblivion, things have already gone downhill upon realization.One kind is such that I've sincerely forgiven those doings repeatedly. As one of my principles to always forgive those who persecute you (given a time span of course) I've lived up to it in a dumb way. Those naive colored events showed moments. It becomes nauseating to brainstorm for those exact moments. In this recent time line, you search in this memory bank and what you see instead is a joker's smile. You ask what is concealed between those lips?So has defending a relationship of this sort served any purpose? What differs the kind of friendships are willingness in terms of making that added step for a meaningful someone. If traversing on a one way street ends up hurting instead, might as well leave everything at rest for a moment.GO TO HELL!!!!!Meanwhile,the random me,wanna puke when Mr.Awang told us that his ex-maid used to break the glassy dish/plates to eat!!