Road Rage!

I'm getting better.I can tell.I drive at 60 km/h in the left lane and move aside for other drivers to cut me and very nicely stop at all red lights. So... now the road rage has pretty much come to me though not to full force.Woe befall all those who are unlucky enough to piss me off and trust me, those are not uncommon, because I shall unleash the a torrent of furious Manglish accompanied by many angry beeps of the horn generally meant to ask, "ARE YOU RETARDED?" Observe the 10 most annoying driving habits I have encountered in so far: 10. Lorries who drive like they're Kancils.

You think you very what is it?

9. Idiots who hog the middle of two lanes and won't let you overtake on either side somehow finding a miraculous way to swerve in and out and block you no matter where you go.

What's your PROBLEM? 8. Freaks who overtake you on a turn as though it were a matter of life and death only to turn off into another road all of two seconds later.

Cannot wait ar? 7. Retards who like to turn out really quick even though they see you coming on a straight road, cutting across you in the process and THEN slowing down.

You stupiak!

6. Slow drivers in the fast lane. 60 km/h is slow darling KL driver.

MOVE IDIOT!

5. Bikes with their super big engines who think they're so cool swerving in and out of traffic announcing to the whole bloody world "I'm a retard trying to compensate for my insecurities by installing a big ass noisy engine. " You know what they say about boys with big toys...

GO TO HELL!

4. Buses with exhaust fumes that could easily gas a small country.

Get off the road!! 3. Sad and cynical Malaysian drivers who have to stop and slow down to revel in other people's accidents thinking "Glad its not me." and probably taking down 4D numbers to boot. Don't you hate it when the whole road seems jammed up cause an accident is up ahead only to turn out that the road is totally clear after the accident?

Hello! What you looking at?

2. Roadworks during peak hours on busy roads to which there are no alternatives. But trust me, after an hour in which you move all of 6 inches, the choice becomes MUCH less obvious.

Wei, no brains one is it?

1. People who double park and triple park as is typical of Malaysians turning a two lane street into a one lane street all in their quest for char koay teow.

Eh! MOVE LA!

People who just immediately turn out and cut across two lanes simultaneously going across your lane and nearly causing an accident simply because they couldn't be bothered to stop at the white line. Way to multi-task!

YOU BLIND IS IT?

Ok I said 10 but there are wayyyy too many stupid annoying drivers out there so 10 doesn't really do anyone any justice. So there you go. I didn't even add the retarded human who parked the damn car right the corner of the junction so that other cars will bump into it right after they turned into the road effectively!And those uncles and aunties in Kampar who proudly ride their bicycles as if they pay road tax too!HELLO??

See what I mean? Driving just infuriates me. Its not the driving itself... It's everybody else! I have learnt that "everybody who drives slower than me is an idiot and everybody who drives faster than me is a maniac" I have also learnt that there are more idiots than maniacs in this world.Told you I have road rage issues.