Threesome

1. Miss the Honda Civic..!!!And can't decide to take what colour,white or greyish-blue.
Time to make up.

2. Is freak out when mummy plays the traditional snake game available in nokia phones.She desperately ask for a Wii as present and wtf,she challenged me for a game of tennis,the Wii version!!
Time to catch up.

3. January is nearing!!Tsk tsk,HELP(a-levels) has a super surprise for the world!For market players,get your shares ready!For Oxbridge,sorry.Since it is still December,I have to remain quiet for the world.
Time to watch out.

X.O.X.O

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year long. I did all homeworks,schoolworks, and have been obeying every single order.

So,papa,all I want for this Christmas is not snow but please..........................

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NATHANIEL ARCHIBALD.

ooooooopsssss, it's CHACE CRAWFORD,apparently.


No wrappers and ribbons will do,I love you Santa.

Muahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah!!!!!!!
**wicked**

Twinkle Twilight

Lots of people have been throwing rubbish nonsense to me and I think I really owe them a very good clarification. Here goes..

Warning: Insulting (Well, more so than usual)

So tell me,

Would you date a guy who was like 90 years older?

Would you date a guy who treats you like he hates your guts?

Would you date a guy who creeps into your bedroom to watch you SLEEP?

I think we all know where I'm going with this.

WOULD YOU DATE EDWARD CULLEN?

(chorus of teen girls and choir boys saying "O.M.E.G. YES!")

I'm talking about the Twinkle saga. Oh,I mean Twilight but Twinkle sounds more appropriate. You know, that story about the sparkly, fairy vampire dude and his idiot of a girlfriend who can apparently trip down stairs and fall out a window without her parents so much as batting an eye.

First, let's get things straight. WHY WAS I WATCHING THIS? Because people keep asking me to go watch New Moon - the second instalment of Twinkle- which in turn causes me to launch into the degradation of literature and depravation of young minds. But apparently having read two of the tweeny bopper books is not sufficient to insult the MOVIE(which happens to be based on the book but nevermind) which is like,so awesome.

So, I got the first of Twinkle off a friend cause you know I would never pay to watch a movie everyone described as crap.(High five KennC)

You might be wondering what's so great about this story, what happens in there that makes hoards of pre-pubescent girls swoon.

This is basically how their conversation goes.

"I'm a killer."

"I can live with that."

"I've killed before."

"It doesn't matter."

"I could kill you."

"I trust you."

"I WANT to kill you."

"KISS ME!"

Yeah the girl is that horny.

Ok, so she's sleeping right and to be quite honest, when she sleeps she looks no different than she does awake.It’s amazing really.Why paint some eyeballs on her and she could sleep in class.

Not to say she doesn’t have tears nor a perfect smile.

"What are you doing here?"

"I like watching you sleep." (creeper)

"How did you get in?"

"The window." (intruder)

"How long have you been doing this?"

"Oh a couple of months." (stalker)

"Well I've only been here for like a few weeks but oh well, let's make out."

So that ends my tirade of dissatisfaction on Twilight the twinkle. Hope you enjoy. And I know I've dedicated too many words to it but I haven't blogged in a while and I'm feeling catty so I decided we ought to get some laughs out of it =)

No offense.Have been watching too much Gossip Girl lately and fell for it so much.

P.S. Eclipse anyone??

Obsession

PENN BADGLEY

The author says CHECK HIM OUT!!

x.o.x.o.

He's not the tea though.

GRARHHHHH.....!!!

The author scream, ''WHAT THE HELL TODAY IS CRAZY SHIT BORING!''

Hey, seriously I am darn bored!Boring lazy stress tired sleepy duhh,boring la wei.

BORING.


And thus, the usual victim for the boredom fret is this Falling For White Coffee.

This is so pathetically-boring.Random shits : -

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These days are crazy.Mocks are frustrating.Well, I decided that I don't really want to blog.
Bored is a pain in the .. brain.

Random shits one day.

Beware : Spoilers ahead!

I am too bored that I finally decide to update this blog.For the past 1 month, I kept thinking what to put in and I personally agree that I don't want to put ass stuffs here which keep on reminding me how sad should I be.Random stuffs I might want to tell you perhaps one day.I am fucking alone here in the house when everyone is happily enjoying a long-weekend break.

So,it suddenly dawned on me that I should talk about movies.

So, popcorns and cokes : -

Make sure you read the title of the blog before moving on!

1. Final Destination 4(TGV KLCC) - This latest version is lacking a tad of suspense throughout the show,in fact even before the show.It is just creepy and yucky enough to scare off young kids.But there is minimum excitation when though you know who's dying next,but you are so wrong expecting how they die.And doubtless, it's getting worst after 3 productions of the same concept of story.We need to see more organs!Not the 5 please,make great movies.6/10.

2. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs(GSC 1U) - 3D version sucks!The effect is not strong enough or maybe I'm too stupid to believe that food will fall free onto my mouth.But,it's kind of relaxing to watch this,it has it's own funny moments.I especially like the newscaster girl.Love the food.6/10.

3. The Time Traveler's Wife(GSC Midvly) - This is perfectly the best romance of the year,so amazingly planned and presented.It goes very well with the book.But make sure your mind is time-travelling too to keep up with the plot which is kind of a mess in time.Too bad he died and that's the part when everyone cries.8/10.

4. 2012(TGV KLCC) - So well this is so-called ''damn nice'' by dumbasses.Come on la,don't overstate!Somemore before the premiere.Darn long is this movie,fuck I sat on the most front row,which watching is a pain in the ass,no,the neck.And I watched alone,not considering the whole bunch of annoying Standard 6 kids.Well though,the impact is quite strong.I consider it ridiculously amazing.I teared in some parts.Movie not to be miss.9/10.

5. New Moon(GSC 1U) - Hardcores are very much needed to explain why you freaking die for Twilight.But this 1 is not as bad as what expected.At least they introduce Jacob as the development of plot and make volves very much girl-screaming-hot!Funny but the director try to show them off unlimitedly.Sucks but not as bad as the first.There are some parts when I can really laugh my ass off.Damn stupid is the couple!Still,they are fucking lack in chemistry.This time I'm pretty sure it is all about Kirsten Stewart problem.Did I mention Taylor Lautner is so cute!Sucks.5/10.

Next must watch : Sherlock Holmes(december premiere)

Books and Reviews #2

1. The Cutting Crew - Kind of like ages ago since I finished this.So,I can only remember this book is freaking boring!!It is about this particular detective involve in some miserably annoying cases of murder and gun-fights.And the ending is like what-the-freaking-hell-you-author!=@4/10.

2. New Moon - !!!!!!!!!!Wtf Stephenie Meyer,you made all of us felt like stopping after the first page!And you made me throw the book away when there were still few pages to go.We so gonna know what's going to happen and you just have the forever-1-style of writing.But for Twilight's freaks,you must definitely read.I'm not used to being spoilers,so..read or wait for the movie yourselves.*tsk,tsk,I can't freaking wait*Only after the movie,I can start Eclipse.7/10.

3. WHAT THE HELL!!I finally got The Time Traveler's Wife!!Am reading it day and night.*tsk tsk*This is completely opposite from Twilight,so,you better watch this before reading to prevent confusion.No doubt,the story was beautifully crafted and dazzlingly imaginative.It's a hooker beware=)9/10.

Realised something is so wrong in the reviews?HELLO I HAVE FREAKING NO TIME ANYMORE!!!!!!!Just so you know I'm an A-level student taking 4 A2 subjects NOW!!I have to memorise the whole process of photosynthesis instead of exploring how Bella flirts with Jacob!*oops*Time to procrastinate.

Z-Z-Z!!!

Next on the list : The Lost Symbol,Eclipse,The Kite Runner.